I slept on the couch because I knew last night would be rough but I didn’t expect being woken up by my mom at 5 am.
my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’
"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"
Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?
people who say they don’t want to date bisexual people because they don’t want to “compete against men AND women” must have really messed up views of love and relationships! do people really view their relationships as a competition between them and the rest of the world for their significant other’s attention? yeah that totally seems healthy
it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence